Fry oyster mushrooms in water with garlic
Squeeze lemon juice over
Add spices (salt, pepper, garlic powder, etc.)
Sauté until browned
Add chopped onion/shallot
Add shrimp and cook both sides
Add massaged and sliced/torn kale and more garlic
Salt and pepper to taste
More lemon juice
Add cooked pasta and some pasta water
Parmesan